Friday, April 23, 2010

Getting Old


Even with my 46th birthday tomorrow, I'm thinking of another member of our family that is getting along in years. My black Jeep. As a poor college student, I always wanted a black Jeep Wrangler. As if finding Becky and actually marrying her wasn't miracle enough, our first year of marriage brought us a new bouncing baby Jeep. We bought it in the Summer of 1991. It turns 19 this Summer. That's 120 in Jeep years.

I still drive that Jeep today. Taking it in for a semi-annual oil change reminded me of what is surely impending doom. Everything leaks. The oil leaks onto the street and the coolant leaks into the oil. Brown and frothy oil cannot be good, but it has been that way for many years. Every time I take the top off in the Spring, I wonder if it will be for the last time. I've been wondering that every Spring for about 10 years. It just keeps going.

When I worked for Symantec, I parked in the same spot pretty much for 8 years. The oil slick on that blacktop has now been claimed by Opec! I have a pile of sand in the car port to catch the oil and prevent a gooey oozy mess.

I looked for some recent pictures of my Jeep and couldn't find any. These are my favorites. I used to go 4-wheeling around the Wasatch Mountains, but it has been many many years since I've done that. No more long trips, just 11 miles to and from work and 5 miles to and from The Peaks to play hockey. At 196,000 miles it's tired and old. When I bought it, I said I would drive it till it dies. Qualifying that, I also said I'd drive it as long as my credit card still works. I love my Jeep and it has become part of my identity. Should I rebuild it? Shall I extend its life indefinitely? I don't like the new Jeeps, and they are not this one. I've been eyeballing the Toyota Tacomas lately. Maybe when that last mechanic's estimate comes in, then it will be time.

In the early Spring of '92 while Becky's sister Laura was visiting, we decided to take a quick afternoon jaunt into the mountains of Diamond Fork canyon. Long story short, we had to hike down the mountain at 2:00 am to find someone to pull the Jeep out of a ditch. Laura missed her flight home and we still refer to that episode simply as 'the ordeal'. I can show you the mud from that night sill stuck to the bottom of my ratty old seat covers. True story. Did I mention that Becky was 7 months pregnant at the time?

My girls used to love riding in the Jeep. Now, it's old and icky and usually smells of putrefying hockey gear. Nobody wants to ride in the Jeep anymore. This was taken when the Jeep was 'only' 10 years old.


This was taken in Moab in '94 on a Scout trip to Slick Rock. I was going to follow the group on their bikes. One of the Scouts got sick, so I had to bail and spend the day with him in town.

Saturday, January 23, 2010

The Karate Girl



Leading up to Halloween, Melinda talked about how she wanted to be a Karate Girl. She talked about other costumes once in a while, but the idea for a Karate Girl stuck. When Halloween came around, Becky got her a real karate Gi from United Studios in downtown Provo. She was a Karate Girl for Halloween.






We liked having a Karate Girl. We had her Gi sitting around and thought we might as well put it to use. For Christmas, Santa brought Melinda Karate lessons. She has been going for 3 weeks now and she really likes it. Becky is a great Karate Mom. She likes to talk to Melinda about the history of Karate and helps her learn from the videos the studio gave her. I am the practice dummy for Melinda. She can work on her moves with her Dad who happens to have plenty of padding.



Meditating while waiting for her Sensei to place her new belt rank in front of her.





































Friday, November 6, 2009

Fall Break at Arches



Arches is one of our favorite National Parks. Moab is our favorite Southern Utah small town. This year for fall break we visited both. We also included Canyon Lands for the first time. What a trip! We hiked and hiked all over the park. We scared Debra to death by hiking narrow fins with steep drops on both sides. Poor Debra is petrified of heights due to early childhood trauma provided by her Dad. Sorry Debra. The weather was perfect, the sky was stunningly blue and the sandstone was... sandy. We had a great time.


Sibling rivalry

Audrey and Karen by a Cairn







Hotties!




This is most precious












Sunk into the sand!















Sandstone on fire


























Landscape Arch

Double Arch























We were stalked by this same mountian lion for the whole trip





Canyon Lands



Dinosaur Tracks!




















Halloween Crazies at OmniDobe





The buyout of Omniture by Adobe Systems didn't dampen the Omniture Halloween tradition one bit. Still crazy and over the top. People worked late into the night and on weekends. Not to get the latest version of exciting web analytics to our customers, but to build out a crazy Halloween fun house. In Engineering our theme was Loony Tunes and Hanna Barbera cartoons. This year I pretty much kept working though all the craziness going on around me and each department setup their stuff, but I did play an important role of providing Thai food for my teammates working late on the Wile E. Coyote - Roadrunner chase scene. During the day while the chase scene was unattended, the rope became tangled and the motor burned through the rope. So for the rest of the evening we had to pretend Wile E. was chasing the Roadrunner. Bummer. Nothing outdid the Guitar Hero playing robot we built for last year's fiasco.


Josh James and the rest of the executive team went with the Smurfs theme. Josh has to have a theme that can fit in the little people he hires to come and join the team for a day.


Enjoy the pictures (I brought my camera this time!) and a cool video from YouTube.

This is a video summary of the wackiness done by someone else at Omniture



The PacMan guys were pretty cool


Trick or Treating around the neighborhood




Josh James (former Omniture CEO) is papa smurf with the executive admins and the hired little people.




















Green Man Group was there!






The 3D paint was amazing! I don't know how they did it!!













This was at the ward party earlier in the week. Becky's girls did the ballon find-a-treat. Guess who blew up those ballons?